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Long-distance sex has never been easier!
Thanks to the breakthrough app controlled vibrator, you and your partner can now stay connected through long distance. The app makes it easy to control the intensity of the vibration and even allows you to record a personal message that will play when you turn it on.
The app also has an option for "virtual sex," which allows your partner to control the vibrations from their phone. It's perfect for those times when you want to feel close but can't be physically present. You can even use it as a joke—your partner can send a text saying they want some "action" and then turn on the vibrator at home, leaving your significant other laughing on the other end of their phone.
You should have your own vibrators.