Advertising Executives Caught In Office Sexual Misconduct Scandal

Oh Lordy. The office romance just became intriguing!

A few weeks ago, two advertising agency art directors were having sexual relations in their Manhattan office on a Friday afternoon. A coworker observed, notified his IT colleague, and the two spies recorded the 20-minute session with their mobile devices. The friend then uploaded a 60-second video to his computer, sent it to coworkers, and a week later, lo and behold, the clip was on Gawker.

Monday, Agency Spy broke the news about the video, and Tuesday, Gawker published the clip, with a Thanksgiving turkey covering the majority of the inappropriate content. The video is still somewhat NSFW, but if you can't watch it, you're not missing out on much. As is typical of sex tapes, it is blurry, you cannot see the faces of the participants, and the sex is not particularly passionate, although it does take place on the floor... We can only hope that the office carpet is cleaned regularly.

In the comments section of Agency Spy, it was stated that both fornicators were cheating on their respective partners. There is no way to determine whether or not this is true, but there was an element of danger in this sex, which contributes to the excitement of an affair. And if these individuals work for an advertising agency, they are aware of the power of images and reputation, as well as the consequences of being caught.

Subsequently, the unnamed cameraman was fired, but his sexy coworkers were allowed to remain. Obviously, sex enthusiasts must endure the humiliation of having their coitus posted on the Internet. Whoever they are, we predict they will not be engaging in additional office extracurriculars in the near future.

Yesterday, Asylum secured an interview with the anonymous cameraman, who is taking everything in stride: "My plan is to continue forward and find another job. My true objective is to become an art director at an agency."

Several lessons can be drawn from this situation:

1. Have sex in your office after hours, with the door closed, the blinds drawn, and the lights off... ensure that nobody can see you!

2.Be anonymous when posting a sex video online. If you must inform others, upload the video to YouTube and state that someone sent it to you.

This comes straight from the cameraman's mouth, er, fingers: "Never film two art directors slacking off in their cubicles on a Friday at 5 p.m."

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