Only the guys I'm really serious about getting the good sex blow from me because I'm that kind of girl. There's the occasional stray irrelevant wiener, but for the most part, blow jobs are obsessed with you and your penis. They're a labor of love, and I won't benefit from them unless turning you on benefits me; there's no need to give things away to people I don't care to win over. Additionally, I always have a little sore throat the next day, and I do use this thing to kiss my mother. Blow jobs are therefore quite intimate, even more so than sex. (I did say it.) I spend a lot of time thinking about blow jobs because I attach emotional value to them, particularly blow job etiquette. Grace, there is no right or wrong when it comes to slobbing knobs. You might be shaking your head right now. But I'm against it. When it comes to giving and receiving blow jobs, I believe there are three general courtesys we should all observe.

Golden Rule Number 1: Don't spit.

I was terrified of swallowing cum before I ever gave head. I blame my friends for acting horrified and shocked when their boyfriend's splooge didn't taste like a wine spritzer with peach schnapps (in other news, never take sex advice from 15 year olds). However, spitting was not an option when my first boyfriend finally took a load off (in my mouth). It didn't make sense logically, and besides, I had just spent 20 minutes with my mouth on his dick. Why give up during the final push? For one thing, cumin doesn't taste that bad (and if it does, there may be a problem).

Additionally, there are some really great health advantages (did you know that semen has antidepressant properties?) Finally, even if you take the time and effort to spit out the dude cums after it has entered your mouth, you will still be able to taste its salinity. The solution is not to spit. It completely kills the post-cum heady state you should both be in. It might even be considered a little insulting, and it just doesn't reflect the giving nature that most blow jobs strive for. It's crazy. There are other places for it to go if you don't want to swallow; I don't mean to suggest that you do something you find uncomfortable. Maybe your chest. Who doesn't like a nice pearl necklace? on your neck, perhaps? I enjoy swallowing because it makes me feel energized, but once more, it's probably because I really care about the person I'm giving head to. I acknowledge my privilege of "Only Giving Blow Jobs to People She Loves" in this situation, and perhaps swallowing isn't for everyone. Spitting, however, is not for anyone unless doing so makes you both feel hot, in which case I say: weird, but go for it.

Golden Rule Number 2: is that you shouldn't be repulsed by anything that comes from your body.

This one is for the guys who will very kindly ask their snake charmer to brush their teeth after cupping them before returning for a celebratory post-blow kiss. If you're an asshole, this is totally fine, but if you're a good guy who gets a blow job from someone you were okay with kissing before the blow job, you need to swallow your pride and taste your own children. Kissing someone after they just gave you their head is only slightly less offensive than giving you their head. Get over it; it's only a minor inconvenience. (And you've probably tried your own before if you're like most of the guys I know.) Act like you guys do this instead.)

Golden Rule Number 3: don't ask for what you can't give. If you ask (or beg, or plead) for a blow job, It's best to assume you'll be expected to repay the favor. However, I'm not saying you have to give, or that you have to be prepared to give. Although this isn't a science and the original giver (OG) might not always want you to return the favor, you should be emotionally, physically, and mentally prepared to pay back this crucial debt. The unofficial golden rule is to treat others as you would like to be treated.

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