The 10 Worst Sex Scenes in History

Red Sparrow and Fifty Shades Freed, two recent blockbusters, have also had their sex scenes ridiculed.

The latter were described by The Guardian as being directed by someone who has never actually had sex like in sex vietsub.

But when it comes to hanky-panky on the big screen, they are by no means the worst offenders.

Here's a look at ten of the worst sex scenes of all time, which are more likely to amuse than arouse. They range from absurd pool-based hysterics to cringe-inducing dirty chat.

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Showgirls

What better way to begin this list than with the sex scene, widely regarded as the funniest sex scene of all time.

Indeed, Elizabeth Berkley's career never quite recovered when she starred in Paul Verhoeven's much-maligned sensual thriller, despite the fact that the movie has now been reassessed as somewhat of a goofy cult classic.

The main culprit is a particular sex scene where Kyle MacLachlan and ex-Jessie Spano act like two dolphins caught in a fishing net while thrashing around furiously in a pool.

Damage

Compare Berkley and MacLachlan to the two adulterous characters in the 1992 drama Damage, and you'll notice that they seem rather controlled.

Here, Jeremy Irons and Juliette Binoche perform a number of scenes that attempt to be passionate but end up being downright funny as they frantically writhe around like two crazy animals on heat.

The Space

The Room's bedroom action is likewise humorously inadequate, as you might anticipate from a movie that is praised for being the worst ever created.

The so-bad-it's-brilliant classic requires you to endure three excruciatingly drawn-out sex scenes in the first half-hour, two of which effectively use the same footage.

But now that we've here, you can clearly see Tommy Wiseau's exposed buttocks and his prodding of poor Juliette Danielle's navel.

Gigli

"Turkey time!" Goose, goose.

People in 2003 romance film Gigli laughed inappropriately at Jennifer Lopez's horrible dirty talk, rather than at the sight of Ben Affleck and the pair, who were then a real-life couple, having sex.

Donald Howard

Lea Thompson is so poor. The actress has a four-season comedy of her own and starred in one of the greatest movie trilogies of all time, Back to the Future (Caroline In The City).

But for some, she will always be remembered for having sex with a scary duck-suited man in the seven-times-nominated Howard The Duck abomination.

Simple Instinct 2

Not two names you would have ever anticipated to appear on the big screen together are Stan Collymore and Sharon Stone.

However, the recurring character from pornographic thrillers and former Liverpool striker did more than just that in Basic Instinct 2's opening sequence, a sequel that nobody wanted for.

In fact, as Collymore's drugged character is about to meet his horrific demise, he and Stone's femme fatale make the decision to get intimate while speeding along in a sports car at 100 mph.

And the scene is not that appealing.

Softly Killing Me

Another erotic drama that attempted to titillate, Killing Me Softly, instead created much tittering with its humorous sequences.

The passionate lovers played by Heather Graham and Joseph Fiennes embrace their sexy side with a variety of silk ropes.

Sadly, it has the result of making them appear to be a dancing marionette duo. pornsexzone.com